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beerito:

pamper your girlfriend. cover her with diapers

pancakemolybdenum:

successful experiment

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pyrop:

sambmyers:

While I agree with your message, an apostrophe, capital i, and the letters “yo” probably would not have been that much more work to add.

manicpeixesdreamgirl:

tessen:

knightingail:

shubbabang:

i aplogize

I tried to scroll past this I really did

THE LAST ONE THO

beautiful

(Source: astrolocherry)

gentlemanbones:

zeldasboyfriend:

me flirting

You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man

battor:

succubustykisses:

One day someone from tumblr is going to come into my store and see the stupid tag lines i add to signs and they’ll just KNOW

OH MY GOD

ikimaru:

it’s almost summerr ✿

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vvorldwideweb:

i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh

pantairesbeforegrantaires:

If someone has a phobia of something, dont do it to them

If someone has a phobia of something, dont do it to them

If someone has a phobia of something, dont do it to them

1. If someone has a phobia of something, dont do it to them

• If someone has a phobia of something, dont do it to them

If someone has a phobia of something, dont do it to them

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tapdancers:

How To Make Cake In A Mug! (NO MICROWAVE OR OVEN NEEDED)

Just follow these steps:

1. Buy a FUCKING CAKE
2. FUCKIGN
3. SMASH THE THING INTO A MUG
4.  EAT IT AL LAT ONCE

chameleocoonj:

Wooo!! Inspired by some of the lovely pics I’ve seen of making the quadrant shapes with your hands, I animated I little gif for ya. :) please say this hasn’t been done already ahhh

I have like a gazillion versions, like a solid color, and different skin tones and blahblahblah so just ask and ye shall receive.  I CAN’T FIGURE OUT PHOTOSETS HELP then I can put them all together